JENNIFER Aniston is a technophobe!
Sources say the 41-year-old former Friends actress avoids the internet, doesn’t text, barely emails and relies on a years-old laptop computer;
“She’s a total anti-technology freak,” a source told America’s OK! magazine.
“Jen has such a phobia of technology that she calls herself a neo-Luddite.
“Jen’s friends constantly make fun of her because she doesn’t know how to program her DVR or her home stereo and she hasn’t the slightest clue about how to download a song from the internet.
“She still has one of the old school, first generation iPods. Jen is like, ‘Why do I need to upgrade when this one works just fine?’
“Jen was so frustrated that this past summer she got rid of her home desktop computer and she relies solely on a nearly 10-year-old laptop.
“In mini protest after listening to all her friends talk about their Facebook pages and Twitter accounts and after getting into a fight with her pal Chelsea Handler over Chelsea’s habit of texting while they’re socializing together, Jen swore off texting.
“She’s keeping emails to a minimum and telling friends that if they want to reach her, they should call.
“These days Jen is all about dialing down her hectic life and living simply. When she’s not working, Jen is happiest cooking, reading and gardening. She’ll be the first to admit she’s behind the times but she’s loving the simple life.”
JENNIFER ANISTON OFFERED $50M TO PRODUCE AND HEADLINE HER OWN SITCOM?
Thursday September 23, 2010
JENNIFER Aniston has reportedly been offered a whopping $50m to headline and produce her own sitcom for NBC.
The actress — who co-starred on the network’s mega hit Friends for 10 years — is apparently struggling to decide whether to accept the offer.
“Jen’s movie career is shaky and her love life’s a mess,” a source close to Aniston told American tabloid the National Enquirer.
“Committing to a major project like this would take up so much of her time it could derail both forever!
“She’s 41, and time’s running out to find Mr. Right and have the baby she’s dreamed of.
“Since her divorce from Brad Pitt in 2005 and her breakup with Vince Vaughn, her love life seems to have been reduced to a long series of dates.
“She has to decide what’s more important — love or money.”
The NBC deal would apparently make Jen the highest-paid star on television.
“She’s being offered a staggering $2m an episode if with a guarantee of 24 shows, plus a signing bonus,” said the source.
“But one of Jen’s biggest fears is if she accepts the NBC deal and the series fails, she’ll be an instant Hollywood has-been.
“It’s a huge gamble for her. So is going back to TV. She fears people will see it as desperate step back.”
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ANOTHER FUCKING NEWS.
Wednesday, September 29th 2010
Jennifer Aniston Really Loves The Douchebags
When a douchebag wet burps and passes the check to Jennifer Aniston after a romantic dinner, she swoons so hard that the dust from her womb queefs out of her vag. When a douchebag calls her a cab ten seconds after he busts a nut because he says he has somebody else coming over, Jennifer Aniston runs home and pastes a picture of his face over the mannequin groom she keeps in her "wedding room." Basically, Jennifer Aniston stops for assholes, which is why she wanted to go around with Josh Hopkins even though he treated her like a common fuck buddy.
Josh and Jennifer first started dating back in May after she met him through Courtney Cox. Josh is in that Cougar Town crap with Courtney. A source tells UsWeekly that Jennifer drew hearts around Josh's name on her Trapper Keeper, but the only thing he wanted from her was a fuck 'n run.
The source went on to say, "Josh is a player and is into meeting younger girls. He definitely lies to girls. Josh calls Jennifer his 'sport fuck'." Another source said that Jen has always gotten a boner for "really good-looking assholes." The official medical term for that is called "Dickmatization." You know, dick so good that it effects all your senses.
And on a single positive note, being called a sport fuck is better than being called a lonely and miserable spinster whose future looks like an episode of Animal Hoarders. Right? Right. Right?
JENNIFER ANISTON LIKES TO DATE ASSES!
Thursday September 30, 2010
JENNIFER Aniston is attracted to men who are boyish, cocky, and commitment-phobic.
The former Friends actress — who has dated a string of men, including John Mayer and Vince Vaughn, since her 2005 from Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt – apparently has a secret side, but is reluctant to come clean as she doesn’t want to lose her good-girl-who-just-wants-a-family image.
“She thinks that whole ‘America’s sweetheart’ thing will go away if she comes clean,” a source told Us Weekly magazine.
“She thinks that whole ‘America’s sweetheart’ thing will go away if she comes clean.
“But the reality is that I can’t see her settling down and starting a family. She likes dating and having a good time. And these guys are her type.”
Recent reports claimed Aniston was desperate to get involved with Cougar Town actor Josh Hopkins, but he wasn’t interested.
“Jennifer wanted a relationship. And he was like, ‘No, thank you,’” a source said.
“Josh is a player and is into meeting younger girls. He definitely lies to girls.”
“Josh calls Jennifer his ’sport f–k,’” a Hopkins pal said, adding that the duo were simply “friends with benefits.”
Jennifer Aniston says “dating sucks”.
The ‘Bounty Hunter’ star – who has romanced several famous men, including Vince Vaughn and John Mayer, and was previously married to Brad Pitt – gets frustrated because her evenings with men are always so unpredictable. And Jennifer has even left dates early because she was having such a bad time.
She told Britain’s OK! magazine: “Dating sucks. I just don’t understand it. I’ve been on dates where I had to excuse myself on the pretext of going to the bathroom and instead I wound up walking out the door of a restaurant. I think it’s better, when you first meet someone, to put yourself in situations where you can relax and be open and learn about the other person and not worry about what may and may not happen.”
Despite her romantic problems, the 41-year-old actress still believes her ‘Mr. Right’ is out there and she is confident she will meet the perfect man for her one day.
She said: “Love chooses you, so you have to be open to the package it’s delivered in. People have all these ideas about how and when it’s supposed to happen but you can’t predict it. I still want to experience the beauty that comes with that feeling about someone and going forward in life with a partner.”
Family Guy favourite Lois Griffin has been named the sexiest mum on TV according to a new poll of British men released today. With 18% of the votes the cartoon hottie pipped Friends favourite Rachel Green (Jennifer Aniston) and Modern Family’s Latina beauty Gloria Delgado-Pritchett (Sofia Vergara) to the post, to take the crown as the tastiest TV mum.
The poll, commissioned to mark the DVD release of hit TV show Modern Family, revealed the top 10 TV mums, as voted for by the discerning British public. Completing the top five were prehistoric cartoon favourite Betty Rubble from The Flintstones and Will’s mum from the Inbetweeners (Belinda Stewart-Wilson).
Gabrielle Solis (Eva Longoria-Parker) beat her fellow desperate housewives to take sixth place in the poll, whilst Lost’s Claire Littleton (Emilie de Ravin) proved the show was gone but not forgotten by taking seventh place. Coming in at number eight was the second and last Brit to make the cut, feisty Eastender Roxy Mitchell (Rita Simons). The youngest Mitchell sister narrowly beat Heroes favourite Niki Sanders (Ali Larter) and trailer-park hottie Joy Turner (Jaime Pressly) from My Name is Earl, who took 9th and 10th place respectively.
1: Lois Griffin, Family Guy
2: Rachel Green, Friends
3: Gloria Delgado-Pritchett, Modern Family
4: Betty Rubble, The Flintstones
5: Will’s Mum, The Inbetweeners
6: Gabrielle Solis, Desperate Housewives
7: Claire Littleton, Lost
8: Roxy Mitchell, Eastenders
9: Niki Sanders, Heroes
10: Joy Turner, My Name is Earl
Jen Aniston Rejected by Cougar Town's Josh Hopkins
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Jennifer Aniston wanted to take it to the next level -- but actor Josh Hopkins didn't!
A source tells the new Us Weekly (out now) that Aniston, 41, and the Cougar Town star, 40, began casually dating in May after meeting through Courteney Cox, her BFF andhis costar on the ABC comedy. Before long, Aniston "wanted a relationship. And he was like, 'No, thank you,'" the source says. PHOTOS: Jen and Courteney's 16 years of friendship
Hopkins is "a player and is into meeting younger girls," the insider adds. "He definitely lies to girls."
The actor (who romances Cox on the series) even has a raunchy nickname for Aniston, with whom he was spotted sharing a flirty meal at West Hollywood's Madeo Sept. 2. "Josh calls Jennifer his 'sport f--k,'" a Hopkins pal tells Us, adding that the duo were simply "friends with benefits." PHOTOS: Jen's amazing bikini body
Hopkins has been careful to publicly deny a romance with Brad Pitt's ex-wife. Asked about his dinner at Madeo with Aniston, he told Us, "We were just friends having dinner." (That talked-about meal turned out to be their "final date," the source adds.)
Aniston, who famously dated John Mayer, isn't crying.
She "likes her life the way it is," a source tells Us. Her type? "Really good-looking a--holes." PHOTOS: Stars who've hooked up on set Read more her about Aniston's secret summer-to-fall flings with Hopkins plus two other men (a Lindsay Lohan ex and an actor in the midst of a divorce) and much more in the new Us Weekly, out now.
what the hell. now i hate him. WHAT SPORTFUCK? means they slept together?????
Reports wrong about Jennifer Aniston in “Scream 4”
“Jennifer Aniston to Get Killed Off in Scream 4,” screams a headline from Hollyscoop, which claims an “exclusive.”
The site, whose last big “exclusive” erroneously linked Matt Lauer to a transexual named “Alexis Houston,” now writes, “Get ready to see Jennifer Aniston scare the daylights out of you! That’s right, we hear a rumor that she’s going to be a part of Scream 4.”
Hollyscoop then adds, “According to Star, Jen is rumored to be joining her friend Courteney Cox for the film. An insider told the mag, ‘Jen will play a woman who’s killed off in the opening sequence, a trademark of the franchise — as a favor to BFF and Scream actress Courteney. The role will be similar to Drew Barrymore’s killer part in the first film.’”
Wait…
How is this an “exclusive” if Hollyscoop acknowledges they’ve only heard “a rumor” and it’s all “according to Star”?
The site, which has admitted it posts inaccurate info just to get hits, then notes that at a recent event they asked Cox “if she could tell us anything about Scream 4, and Cox told Hollyscoop exclusively, ‘Nothing. If I told you one thing I would actually be killed right here on the spot.’”
Wait…
So their “exclusive” is that Cox told them “Nothing”?
As if Hollyscoop hadn’t already embarrassed itself with its shoddy reporting, the fact of the matter is that Aniston will NOT be killed off in Scream 4.
A rep for Aniston confirmed to Gossip Cop that the Hollyscoop and Star stories are “not true.”
Jennifer Aniston and Jason Sudeikis (Still) Not “In Touch”
In Touch Weekly is doing what it can for the environment, recycling stories and conserving energy.
According to the tab, a platonic relationship between Jennifer Aniston and “SNL” player Jason Sudeikis has “turned increasingly romantic” since Sudeikis divorced wife Kay Cannon in March.
Their chemistry “goes deeper than looks,” claims an Aniston “pal” who believes Sudeikis is the first man since Brad Pitt with whom the actress could imagine settling down.
Aniston is so head over heels for Sudeikis, who co-starred with her in The Bounty Hunter, she demanded that he also get a role in her upcoming movie Horrible Bosses, and, as her “friend” says, she “wouldn’t have pushed for him to get the part unless she saw a future with him.”
(Yes, because wanting an actor in your movie is always an indication you hope to marry him.)
“They’ve totally bonded,” Aniston’s so-called “pal” blabs to the magazine. “She is really having fun with him.”
This all seems so familiar…
Oh, right. Because Gossip Copbusted this rumor more than a week ago, when Showbiz Spy tried peddling the same nonsense. Aniston’s rep called the talk she was dating Sudeikis “completely false,” noting that she hasn’t even seen him since they filmed The Bounty Hunter.
Just like the Friendsmovie rumor that just won’t die, Aniston’s non-existent romance with Sudeikis is splashed on tab pages despite having been debunked.
In both cases, the tabs keep printing what’s provocative rather than what’s real.
I JUST post this because i want to see it. :)
Rumor that Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox are penning ‘Friends’ film is a joke
The National Enquirer claims Jennifer Anistonand Courteney Cox “are working on a top secret script” for a “Friends” movie, and “it looks like Jen may also direct the project.”
Yeah, the script is so secret – not even Aniston and Cox know about it.
Nevertheless, according to a so-called “insider,” Cox and Aniston “watched with envy as the ‘Sex and the City’ cast parlayed their cable TV show into a massive movie success.”
That why, says the supermarket tab, Aniston is “campaigning to make a ‘Friends’ movie.”
The Enquirer further reports Aniston is trying to get the NBC series’ creators “to give the movie their blessing,” and has already called costars Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, and Matt LeBlanc, who the mag says have “given a big thumbs up to the idea.”
Well, Gossip Cop is giving this story a big thumbs down because it’s not true.
There is no “Friends” movie in the works.
A rep for Aniston confirms to Gossip Cop, “There is no secret ‘Friends’ script nor is Jennifer campaigning with the creators.”
i know is few years back. BUt i hope F.R.I.E.N.D.S can come back.
She maybe a celebrity and famous but she is not good in using technology. She calls herself "a neo-luddite".
"Jen's friends constantly make fun of her because she doesn't know how to programme her DVR or her home stereo and she hasn't the slightest clue about how to download a song from the internet. She still has one of the old-school, first generation iPods. Jen is like, 'Why do I need to upgrade when this one works just fine?'"
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Us Weekly, which pawed through Star magazine’s garbage this week, also took a cheap shot at Jennifer Aniston.
According to a “source,” last spring Aniston met Josh Hopkins through his “Cougar Town” co-star Courteney Cox, and the two began “casually dating.”
Unfortunately, Hopkins is “a player and is into meeting younger girls,” claims the Us Weekly source, and the actor allegedly rejected Aniston’s overtures for a relationship.
Ah, but the magazine doesn’t stop there.
“Josh calls Jennifer his ’sport f–k,” a friend of Hopkins supposedly tells Us.
How charming.
Of course, it’s also untrue.
The two friends did not date, and Us Weekly has no evidence that they ever did.
Instead of admitting that there’s no story here, the magazine falsely attributes a vulgar statement to Hopkins and suggests that he duped Aniston, whose type, the tabloid claims, is “really good-looking a–holes.”
“Not only is this false on all levels, but absolutely crude and disrespectful,” a rep for Aniston tells Gossip Cop.
A source close to Hopkins, meanwhile, assures us that the actor would “never, ever” act as Us claims, and especially not toward Aniston — whom, again, he did not date.
why can he do that. MY IMPRESSION ON HIM HAD CHANGED.
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Love on Set
Courteney Cox and David Arquette
Arquette took on the lesser role of Dewey in Scream in order to get closer to Cox. "[Producers] were like...,'That's a nothing role; what are you talking about?' I said, 'I get to kiss Courteney Cox. I wanna play that role,'" the actor has said of his now-wife of 11 years.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
JEN AT BAZAAR MAGAZINE.
Post Written By Cher • Posted on: Aug 6, 2010
In a tribute to Funny Girl Barbra Streisand, Jennifer Aniston dressed up as the star for the September issue of Harper’s Bazaar. So what does Barbra think of the photo shoot?
“I was very flattered that Jennifer Aniston chose to interpret my style with the photos in Harper’s Bazaar,” Barbra wrote on her blog.
“She’s a delightful person, and I think she did a wonderful job,” she wrote about Jen and jokingly added, “If only she had a bump on her nose.”
The perpetual question of will there or won't there be an Arrested Development movie has gotten a new sub-question: Will Jennifer Aniston join the Bluths?
Jason Batemantold MTV that he wants to bring in some new blood to the movie -- in the form of Ansiton. The two are out promoting their upcoming comedy The Switch, and, according to Aniston, she's definitely up for it.
"I love it. I actually think I might have asked [Bateman] ... if that was possible," Aniston told MTV News about possibly appearing in the much-anticipated movie. The stars will also work together in the forthcoming Horrible Bosses alongside Colin Farrell and Kevin Spacey.
Bateman said he's ready to lobby for an Aniston appearance, but her packed schedule could prove an issue. "I don't know, we'll see if she's available. She's busy. She's pretty famous; I don't know if you've heard of her," Bateman said, adding that he already has a role in mind for Aniston. "Hopefully, the guy who's in charge will like her for that part, because I'm going to suggest her."
Arrested creator Mitch Hurwitz is working on a script, and Will Arnett said cameras may start rolling by the end
Jewels and Jill: Jennifer Aniston eats only their salmon
Sister chefs think of themselves as nurturers to the stars, offering comfort through delicious, light dishes; » recipes | Halloumi Cheese wi th cucumber-lentil salad; celery soup, F2
By Mia Sta Insby, Vancouver SunSeptember 29, 2010 1:14 AM
Private chefs to Hollywood's A-listers, you'd think, tip-toe on landmines of megalomania.
Not so with Jewels and Jill Elmore. It's a mutual admiration thing.
The sisters were recently in Vancouver, promoting The Family Chef, a cookbook of recipes developed for stars like Jennifer Aniston (and Brad Pitt, before his Angelina days). They have also worked for the John Travolta/Kelly Preston household and with caterer to the stars, Wolfgang Puck.
Since the sisters both have a child, they share the job of cooking for Aniston, whom they call a "sweet, sweet person and so appreciative." Jewels has been Aniston's private chef for seven years and is discreet about her famous client. "The thing about her that's so great is, she's an example of what a really healthy lifestyle looks like. She does all those things that you and I might want to do. She does them. She treats herself once in a while and exercises every day," says Jewels.
Aniston loves their cold celery soup and they make extra. They cook at Aniston's five days a week, but are responsible for all her food.
"The culinarily challenged period of my life, which I like to refer to as 'B. J.: Before Jewels', wasn't pretty, people!" Aniston writes in the foreword to The Family Chef. "Jewels changed the way I see a kitchen from a place to store PowerBars (my once-upon-a-time alternative to all food groups!) to a sanctuary that has become the most important room in the house, filled with sights and smells that are themselves a feast.
"She [Jewels] was the only person who could get me to taste salmon. And now I beg her to make it and I can't eat salmon anywhere else because it never tastes like hers. She is a flavour artist."
The sisters like to think of themselves as nurturers. "We're kind of like the mamas," says Jewels. (Make that hot mamas.) "They go through a lot and we can offer comfort and nurturing through food. That's what's so great about being a private chef. It's great being able to see when people need more energy or when they're working on a film, helping to make them feel lighter and healthy."
The codependent sisters say Jill is grounded and practical while Jewels gets caught up with creating and forgets about the practical aspects. "We're each other's biggest fans, though, and we have each other's backs," Jill says.
You'll find more on the sisters at www.jewelsandjill.com.
Jennifer Aniston has always been a trendsetter.
There was the frenzy over her "Friends" haircut, and her exquisite taste in bachelors -- but this time her creature comforts are what's getting celebrity and design fans interested.
The recent Architectural Digest cover girl's Stephen Shadley-designed home in Beverly Hills is stocked with luxe treats including a pizza oven, a wine room lined in stone and a grand walnut dining table.
Her cover shot, however, features a comfy-looking chair from New York's Lobel Modern. Interest in the seats spiked since the "Love Happens" actress began lounging in one on newsstands nationwide.
The chairs, circa 1970, currently sit in Aniston's piano room.
"They are grand in scale and comfortable. And glamorous just like Jennifer," Evan Lobel tells me via e-mail.
Originally upholstered in a creamy velvet, the chairs were covered in new fabric for her revamped abode. Aniston gravitated toward a deep purple, above, after seeing a swatch from Manuel Canovas. "It's like a big hug," Aniston said of the house. "People can get so distracted by the static."
The actress has named the joint "Ohana," after the Hawaiian concept of extended family.
She recently invited her own extended family to Los Cabos, Mexico, where pals including Courteney Cox Arquette, Gerard Butler and Sheryl Crowtoasted her 41st birthday.
What do you think of Jen's chair choice? Get the lowdown on the rest of her redesign here.
-- Matt Donnelly Photos: Jennifer Aniston on the cover of Architectural Digest, top. At left, an original shot of Aniston's chair before it was covered in violet fabric. Credits: Peggy Sirota for Architectural Digest, top; Lobel Modern, left.
Jennifer Aniston is pretty but you can't afford it.
Assuming that you already figured out the whole pesky genetic issue, guess how much it would cost you to look like Jennifer Aniston? Try about $21,000 per month, according to the National Enquirer (who are totally reliable, yup, sure are) for cellulite treatments, high end exclusive training sessions and a celebrity yoga instructor, and also, of course, her own personal chef. And that's just all for stuff happening below the neck, because you only have to watch the first season of Friends to realize that she doesn't achieve that perfect blonde coiffure naturally.
I hate to be judgey (okay, I love it, whatevs) but wow, that's a lot of money. If those figures are accurate, each year Miss Thang is spending what basically amounts to four years of tuition at Harvard on yoga, salads and thigh scrubbing. Let's talk morality for a second: would it be worse if she were spending the money on fancy gowns and shoes? Does the fact that she's doing it for her health absolve her of any responsibility to use her money reasonably and perhaps--dare I ask--use it to do good? What do you think? How much money is a reasonable amount to spend in the quest for being healthy and fit? And at what point do you say, "Oh my God, please stop it!"
Here’s How You Can Get Jennifer Aniston’s Pretty In Pink London Look!
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Jennifer Aniston looked absolutely gorgeous while debuting her new fragrance in London, her makeup artist tells you how she got her summery look!
Jennifer Aniston brought her beautiful California girl good looks to London on July 21 to promote her brand new fragrance at the famous Harrods department store. Jen, with the help of her talented makeup artist Angela Levin went for a pretty summer palette of sparkly pink and purple hues. “I think that summer is a very glamorous time,” Angela says. “You can have fun with colors. Summer is the feeling of dewiness and sparkle and reflection of colors and light. Usually with Jen I would do something matte, but in this case I thought let’s give it a dewy feeling. It’s a combination that can work with all sorts of skin tones.”
Angela prepped Jen’s skin with a hydrating cream on both her face and underneath her eyes. “We flew in the day before and being on a plane for so many hours your skin can get a little dry,” she says.
To complement the mauve and pink tones in Jen’s Valentino minidress, Angela wanted to stay within that palette of colors.
“On her actual lid I used Chanel Quadra Eye Shadow in Enigma. The pink, sparkly color went on the lid. On the crease I used a little bit of a bronzey color and the silvery darker color, combined with a plum color,” Angela says. “When you do your crease, a fluffy brush is very much the key. You hold it and you use a circular motion. Instead of going all the way to the outer corner, I extended the color out a little bit. Giving it a little sparkly smoke.”
To define Jen’s eyes, “I took a skinny liner brush and a black powder shadow with a little bit of water and stained between her eyelashes and extended it out a little bit,” Angela says. “When you blink, the top stains the bottom lashes a little bit. It’s a little less harsh than a pencil. If you’re going to use a very dark mascara, you don’t need a dark liner. Because that will already give you a beautiful frame.” On her lashes, Angela used Chanel Inimitable Intense Mascara.
“I love a rosey cheek for summer,” Angela says. “You want to look at the face and feel like it’s a happy, healthy face. Jen’s wearing Chanel Powder Blush In Plum Attraction. To finish of her look, Angela swiped on Chanel Glossimer in Sundress on Jen’s lips.
I wanted to pick a different picture to be the main attraction for this post, but how could I resist that woman in the background. LOL!
Here’s Jennifer Aniston filming a scene for ‘Just Go With It’ in Maui. At this point, we pretty much have a good grasp on the movie’s storyline. Hopefully, the production team has a few surprises up their sleeves.
What do you think about Jen’s side braid? Are you a braid wearer? I recently chopped all my hair off so that’s not even an option for me, but I always think it’s cute when women wear braids in their hair. I’ve recently started watching ‘Tori and Dean’ [yes, I fell off the “No Reality TV” bandwagon completely} and she loves to play with different (younger) hair styles.
Photos by INF